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Where all things decent go to die. This blog is a mash up of food, weird shit, and random crap I think is cool.
http://raychillster.tumblr.com/post/97953510125/stop-romanticizing-unhealthy-relationships-stop raychillster
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nu-rats:

raychillster:

stop romanticizing unhealthy relationships.

stop thinking you can change someone. you can’t. they need to change for themselves.

stop romanticizing the idea of you two being together some day. if it isn’t happening now, let it go. 

no more pouring your heart out for someone who gives you little to no reciprocation. 

find someone who values your long letters and passionate attempts. this person will reciprocate, with twice as much fire.

!!!!!

http://shantrinas.tumblr.com/post/98523326251/i-feel-like-shane-dawson-is-one-of-those-youtubers shantrinas
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shantrinas:

I feel like shane dawson is one of those youtubers you find when you’re in middle school and still find fart jokes funny. 

http://psn-ivy.tumblr.com/post/75307501431/pls-just-click-play psn-ivy
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psn-ivy:

pls just click play

http://midbloods.tumblr.com/post/75568009854/getting-hugged-by-people-who-are-physically-taller midbloods
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theperksofbeingadylan:

notafraidofstopping876:

uberin-general:

midbloods:

gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING

ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL

YEAH

HUGGING PEOPLE THAT ARE LITTLER THAN YOU IS GREAT TOO LIKE THEY FIT PERFECTLY IN YOUR ARMS AND THEY’RE LITTLE AND ADORABLE AND REMINISCENT OF HUGGING A SMALL ANIMAL

JUST HUGGING PERIOD

HUGS

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fuckeverythingandsociety:

Had a bad day? Drink some tea. Had a really bad day? Smoke a joint then drink some tea. Girlfriend/Boyfriend cheated on you? Smoke a couple grams out of a bong, then drink some tea and tell yourself you are a better person without them.

http://sizvideos.tumblr.com/post/97292983048/video sizvideos
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thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: sizvideos]

http://crashfu.tumblr.com/post/97983358804/me-waking-up-from-a-really-awesome-dream crashfu
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Me waking up from a really awesome dream.

https://vine.co/v/hdKWjxhDhze vine.co
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aegagropila:

#bird #birdmachiencecheck #birdmachine #birdmachinesong Muratori94

http://ohvontade.tumblr.com/post/71661559151/elvira ohvontade
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final-vent-card:

ohvontade:

elvira

You guys, this Halloween? Fuck Nightmare Before Christmas, fuck slasher movies, and leave Cabin in the Woods as an after-party flick.

Watch Elvira: Mistress of the Dark. I don’t care if it’s up on Netflix or not, just watch it. It’s awesome. Ignore the Razzie it won in ‘89, the dialogue will have you in stitches and Elvira will… well, it’s Elvira. You’ll manage.

http://chunsuzume.tumblr.com/post/98307569656/the-one-true-enemy-of-sport-anime-g-r-a-d-u-a-t chunsuzume
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chunsuzume:

The one true enemy of sport anime

G R A D U A T I O N

Titan